Funny thing about men

The funny thing about man is that it is not enough that he has, owns, conquers or witnesses something, he has to brag about it.
It was not enough that I had seen an ice block the size of an 18 wheeler truck drop 900 feet. What got to me the most was that I could turn to someone and say
"Did you see that!!!"
Sure enough, he felt the same way.
I felt somewhat stupid but I guess that is life. One of the good things about traveling is you learn a little bit about yourself, and hopefully you make peace with it.
There was a joke a heard once and I never gave it too much thought, or even really laughed much. However, after this happened, I must confess I found myself appreciating the joke immensely.
It goes something like this:
Guy gets stranded in a deserted island with the most gorgeous model. She dismisses him but eventually they start doing it. After about a month of doing it every possible way, position, hour of the day or day of the week, she realizes he is not into it anymore. She approaches him and asks what is wrong
"What is the matter, is something missing, is there something I can do ?" she asks.
"Well, since you asked, there is one thing you can do" he replies.
He proceeds to instruct her to dress in men's clothes from head to toe and meet him on the other side of the island. Reluctantly, she accepts.
As she is waiting for him on the other side of the island, he walks up to her and says:
"what is up"
"Nothing, what is up with you" She replies
So he looks at her with a big smile on his face.
"Dude... you won't believe who I am f~@king !!!!!!"


The funny thing about men is that, sometimes, it is all about who you can tell it to.
ps: by men, I mean mankind, so ladies, it is about you too